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September 29, 2020


A Utah man allegedly stole a truck he said he needed to rendezvous with aliens but felt bad for stealing it and returned it to a 7 Eleven store.

(Thanks to Lea Nicholson and pharmaross)


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He realized that trans-Atlantic bridge isn't open yet.

Which alien diplomats were they? Betelgeuse or Cuba?

The man told the cops the aliens were going to take him to Uranus for the pizza. He went on to say he needed their help because he was too high to find his his own butt using both hands.

" The suspect was taken to a hospital for an injury sustained when the truck owner allegedly punched him in the face. "

It's gratifying to read that pizza was not involved in this violent incident.

Even Elliott from E.T. used his own bicycle.

"Strange things are afoot at the 7-11." - Bill S. Preston, Esq.

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