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September 29, 2020
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He realized that trans-Atlantic bridge isn't open yet.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 29, 2020 at 10:46 AM
Which alien diplomats were they? Betelgeuse or Cuba?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 29, 2020 at 10:54 AM
The man told the cops the aliens were going to take him to Uranus for the pizza. He went on to say he needed their help because he was too high to find his his own butt using both hands.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 29, 2020 at 11:02 AM
" The suspect was taken to a hospital for an injury sustained when the truck owner allegedly punched him in the face. "
It's gratifying to read that pizza was not involved in this violent incident.
Posted by: Clankie | September 29, 2020 at 12:49 PM
Even Elliott from E.T. used his own bicycle.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 29, 2020 at 04:42 PM
"Strange things are afoot at the 7-11." - Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posted by: Theodore "Ted" H. Logan | September 29, 2020 at 08:09 PM