IT DOES NOT BELONG IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Port Charlotte man arrested for slapping girlfriend with slice of pizza
(Thanks to pharmaross and DaninDallas, who says "At least there was no pineapple.")
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I guess it gives new meaning to the term "pizza face". Gilda Radner would be proud.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 29, 2020 at 10:48 AM
No cookie for him, then.
Posted by: Steve Harvey | September 29, 2020 at 11:05 AM
C'mon, man!
Posted by: Joe Biden | September 29, 2020 at 11:05 AM
If that pizza was one of those wimpy vegetarian, California meatless, organic goat cheese and kale with marinated pineapple pizzas, even possessing one would likely be a hanging offense in Texas. At the very least, he would charged for brandishing and using a weapon of terror.
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 29, 2020 at 11:11 AM
The perp got angry with his GF for cleaning up and attempting to throw out what she thought was an empty pizza box?
Remind me to stay away from that trailer park.
Posted by: MOTW | September 29, 2020 at 11:35 AM
Le Pet, if it didn't have some sort of meat on it, we wouldn't even let it be sold in Texas.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 29, 2020 at 11:44 AM
Shouldn't that read " ex-girlfriend "...?
Posted by: Clankie | September 29, 2020 at 12:46 PM
Deano always sang:"When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!" ... Apparently, this was not that.
Posted by: cfjk | September 29, 2020 at 04:45 PM