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September 25, 2020


Man driving stolen construction machinery in Keys tells deputies, ‘I like it’

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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"You're in for shoplifting?"

Now he can sue the pill-maker 'cuz he was so drunk his vision was impaired and thus he couldn't read the fine print on the bottle that said "Do not operate heavy equipment".

Amazingly, alcohol...etc.


Maybe he felt the road need smoothing out. It might have looked pretty bumpy through his eyes at the time.

When a drunk falls in love with a LeeBoy road grader and decides to take it for a leisurely outing, his day can turn rotten so quick.

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