IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE DRIVE ON
Man driving stolen construction machinery in Keys tells deputies, ‘I like it’
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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"You're in for shoplifting?"
"Forklifting."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 25, 2020 at 10:23 AM
Now he can sue the pill-maker 'cuz he was so drunk his vision was impaired and thus he couldn't read the fine print on the bottle that said "Do not operate heavy equipment".
Posted by: cfjk | September 25, 2020 at 10:33 AM
Amazingly, alcohol...etc.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2020 at 10:34 AM
https://youtu.be/N2-8-aOM_k0
Posted by: pharmaross | September 25, 2020 at 10:50 AM
Maybe he felt the road need smoothing out. It might have looked pretty bumpy through his eyes at the time.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 25, 2020 at 10:51 AM
When a drunk falls in love with a LeeBoy road grader and decides to take it for a leisurely outing, his day can turn rotten so quick.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 25, 2020 at 11:51 AM