IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, YOU CAN’T MAKE IT EVERYWHERE

MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[cfjk]

...and the Constitution gets sharted yet again.

[Jim]

The weight of the law may more often be required for folks with bad gas.

[LeDud]

I hear this was #2 on their list of new rules.

[pharmaross]

https://youtu.be/q3qfXuR2COY

[Jeff Meyerson]

It's one of those "I need to spell everything out so I don't get sued" rules, like "plastic bags should not be sealed on your head" or "do not let your child ride around inside the clothes dryer."

[wanderer2575]

Yeah, that'll take care of it.

[Clankie]

They should be like that newspaper. 5 free poops, and then you have to subscribe.

[John]

Clankie, what would the subscription entail?

[Rudolph]

Poop free or die.

[man tom]

defecating in the subway
I think it was the Fourth of July
then again Saturday on the bus,
I think it was the Fourth of July
People pooing, people peeing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
Can you smell it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
for MTA's formal ban

Hoo hoo oh

[man tom]

pharmaross the video you posted remineded of of this guy who broke several city ordinances before I called police.

This is his girlfriend.

[MOTW]

@Jeff, sounds like trying to legislate stupid.

@man tom, that GF is a real looker (not).

[cfjk]

Still, seems like it might be hard to make the charges stick.

[Rod Nunley]

Jeff, I recall a strip where Calvin joined Hobbes in the washing machine during the spin dry. Predictably, he emerged rather dizzy.

[fractalist]

No formal pooping — but what if you do it casually?

[pharmaross]

You can bet that 99.9% of subway defecators and urinators do NOT carry any excretion containers with them.