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MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Jeff Meyerson)
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MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Jeff Meyerson)
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...and the Constitution gets sharted yet again.
Posted by: cfjk | September 23, 2020 at 08:48 AM
The weight of the law may more often be required for folks with bad gas.
Posted by: Jim | September 23, 2020 at 08:52 AM
I hear this was #2 on their list of new rules.
Posted by: LeDud | September 23, 2020 at 09:03 AM
https://youtu.be/q3qfXuR2COY
Posted by: pharmaross | September 23, 2020 at 09:15 AM
It's one of those "I need to spell everything out so I don't get sued" rules, like "plastic bags should not be sealed on your head" or "do not let your child ride around inside the clothes dryer."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 23, 2020 at 09:22 AM
Yeah, that'll take care of it.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 23, 2020 at 09:48 AM
They should be like that newspaper. 5 free poops, and then you have to subscribe.
Posted by: Clankie | September 23, 2020 at 10:13 AM
Clankie, what would the subscription entail?
Posted by: John | September 23, 2020 at 11:28 AM
Poop free or die.
Posted by: Rudolph | September 23, 2020 at 11:30 AM
defecating in the subway
I think it was the Fourth of July
then again Saturday on the bus,
I think it was the Fourth of July
People pooing, people peeing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
Can you smell it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
for MTA's formal ban
Hoo hoo oh
Posted by: man tom | September 23, 2020 at 11:57 AM
pharmaross the video you posted remineded of of this guy who broke several city ordinances before I called police.
This is his girlfriend.
Posted by: man tom | September 23, 2020 at 12:25 PM
@Jeff, sounds like trying to legislate stupid.
@man tom, that GF is a real looker (not).
Posted by: MOTW | September 23, 2020 at 01:55 PM
Still, seems like it might be hard to make the charges stick.
Posted by: cfjk | September 23, 2020 at 02:48 PM
Jeff, I recall a strip where Calvin joined Hobbes in the washing machine during the spin dry. Predictably, he emerged rather dizzy.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | September 23, 2020 at 02:58 PM
No formal pooping — but what if you do it casually?
Posted by: fractalist | September 23, 2020 at 03:44 PM
You can bet that 99.9% of subway defecators and urinators do NOT carry any excretion containers with them.
Posted by: pharmaross | September 23, 2020 at 07:54 PM