GUESS THE STATE

Deputies said he had an argument with another man over which type of milk was better. Whole milk or almond milk? The debate escalated into a fight. Deputies said Garcia punched the other man in the face, chased him with a pocket knife and cut him.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[pharmaross]

"I Will Give Up My Lactaid When They Peel My Cold Dead Fingers From Around It."

[cfjk]

Confusion?

[Jeff Meyerson]

And speaking of beverages, is it at all possible that alcohol had a role in the argument?

[Herkimer]

The world has changed. We used to fight like this over Coke vs Pepsi vs RC Cola.

[Rudolph]

Reminds me of one of my favorite Ron Swanson lines: “There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.”

[Le Petomane]

Now the perp is in jail crying over spilled milk. He should have seen this coming.

[nursecindy]

Cows milk is fortified with Vitamin D and contains calcium so it's better than Almond milk which often contains added sugars. As for me, I'll be drinking a Diet Coke because I'm not that crazy about any kind of milk.

[I'm Not Me]

Had to be alcohol. Once got in a bar brawl over which was better: The Whopper or The Big Mac. (correct answer was The Whopper, at least in those days.)

[Le Petomane]

Anthony Garcias's jail nickname will be, "Caspar Milquetoast."

[Clankie]

Then lucky for us all this issue didn't come up during the " debate " last night.

[pharmaross]

https://youtu.be/bTbzyqr0TRo

[LeDud]

Almost as vicious as vegans defining the "best" plant to eat.

[cfjk]

So this is what it'll be like if Chris Wallace doesn't show?

[Slim Chance]

Got Jail?

[A Clockwork PirateBoy]

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

O never expected this to happen at the local milk bar.