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September 30, 2020


Deputies said he had an argument with another man over which type of milk was better. Whole milk or almond milk? The debate escalated into a fight. Deputies said Garcia punched the other man in the face, chased him with a pocket knife and cut him.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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"I Will Give Up My Lactaid When They Peel My Cold Dead Fingers From Around It."


And speaking of beverages, is it at all possible that alcohol had a role in the argument?

The world has changed. We used to fight like this over Coke vs Pepsi vs RC Cola.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Ron Swanson lines: “There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.”

Now the perp is in jail crying over spilled milk. He should have seen this coming.

Cows milk is fortified with Vitamin D and contains calcium so it's better than Almond milk which often contains added sugars. As for me, I'll be drinking a Diet Coke because I'm not that crazy about any kind of milk.

Had to be alcohol. Once got in a bar brawl over which was better: The Whopper or The Big Mac. (correct answer was The Whopper, at least in those days.)

Anthony Garcias's jail nickname will be, "Caspar Milquetoast."

Then lucky for us all this issue didn't come up during the " debate " last night.


Almost as vicious as vegans defining the "best" plant to eat.

So this is what it'll be like if Chris Wallace doesn't show?

Got Jail?

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

O never expected this to happen at the local milk bar.

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