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September 22, 2020

‘DEFO SPIDER POO’

Cleaning fan asks what the black dots which have mysteriously appeared in her kitchen are & is horrified by the answer

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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It would be worse if she knew the answer but didn't know what the question was.

Spider poo is a fool to mess with them.

Not to keep harping on the subject, but in Japan those would be cockroach droppings. I'd greatly prefer spider droppings, myself.

Also, is there someone out there who really needs to be told that "...droppings are the combination of food and the other waste materials that are released from the spider's body"? Gee, thanks for clearing that up. I always wondered what it was that comes out the back end of just about every living creature.

"Lady", the inspector said gravely, "Those black lumps are spider droppings, really, really big ones. From the number of poops you could have several huge spiders loose in your house. I hope they're not any of those Australian boogers that escaped from that reptile exhibit last year. Well, gotta run, call me if you see one."

@Le Petomane ~

Annie Hall: "There's a spider in the bathroom!"

Alvy Singer: "You called me over here in the middle of the night to kill a SPIDER? ... Ooooh, that's SOME spider!"

The spider droppings around here don't require "little effort" to get rid of them. It damn near takes a chisel and sulfuric acid. It's tough s...

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