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I used to live in that part of Utah, and hanging is too good for fishing tournament cheaters in that part of the world! But $500 and having to pick up the garbage will do in a pinch.
Posted by: wiredog | September 24, 2020 at 11:12 AM
The judge remarked, "Something smelt fishy."
Posted by: Rudolph | September 24, 2020 at 12:01 PM
Wasn't this the subplot of a Carl Hiaasen novel? (Although, to be fair, his book didn't take place in Utah.)
*I love Skink!*
Posted by: klezmerphan | September 24, 2020 at 12:13 PM
Who the hell put that fish in the wrong lake?
Posted by: cfjk | September 24, 2020 at 12:27 PM
https://youtu.be/WwRrKaq0IyY
Posted by: pharmaross | September 24, 2020 at 01:30 PM
See, if there was a wall around the cheater lake, they never would have gotten here!
What? Oh.... Never mind...
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 24, 2020 at 01:35 PM
"Robert Dennett, 45, and Kamron Wootton, 35, were sentenced to 24 months' probation and are banned from hunting for 24 months"
That seems a bit unrelated. Did they also have hunting licenses?
Posted by: pogo | September 24, 2020 at 01:38 PM
The article didn't mention they were also banned from Utah for life like Denny Crane was in Boston Legal.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 24, 2020 at 01:50 PM
Why was The Big Giant Head banned fro UT?
Posted by: cfjk | September 24, 2020 at 02:24 PM