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September 22, 2020

THAT WAS NO MAN. THAT WAS A LARGE SQUIRREL.

A man dressed in a chipmunk outfit robbed a Ville Platte pharmacy at gunpoint over the weekend.

(Thanks to Ralph)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW YORK POST:

Robert Kraft likely to get off in Florida massage parlor case

(Thanks to pharmaross and Kevin Meerschaert)

‘DEFO SPIDER POO’

Cleaning fan asks what the black dots which have mysteriously appeared in her kitchen are & is horrified by the answer

(Thanks to John Lobert)

REPRESENTED, WE ASSUME, BY A NON-IMAGINARY LAWYER

Man who took clothes off to keep imaginary snakes from attacking him appears in court

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: DUNFERMLINE

Dunfermline man exposed his buttocks to his neighbours shouting: 'Take a photo of this!'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WELCOME HOME!

Snake lands on Mississippi woman as she opens her front door

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: A NATION OUT OF CONTROL

Fergus, Ont., woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen

(Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross)

TIME TO GET A REAL JOB, RESEARCHERS

Researchers from the University of Bristol used a behavioural test on lab rats that measures their emotional experience while tickling them and listening for squeaks.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

AND IN SPORTS

Parrot interrupts Brazilian soccer practice, lands on player's head

(Thanks to Ralph)

IF YOU DINE AT WAFFLE HOUSE...

...be sure to pay your bill.

(Thanks to Geoff)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, PEOPLE

Watch 10,000 snail-eating ducks 'clean' a rice paddy

(Thanks to Dave N., who says "They opened the tour for the Yardbirds, I think.")

 
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