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September 17, 2020

WAIT... THAT WORKS?

Man arrested for jumping drawbridge in southwest Detroit as it was rising

(Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SHIMS

Spotted at my neighborhood Menard's store.

Shims

And happy holidays to you and the family!

Steve Roberts

IT'S AS IF WE DIDN'T EVEN *HAVE* A CONSTITUTION

Dentist who extracted tooth on hoverboard sentenced to 12 years in prison

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Deadly snake found wrapped around gas pump in Australia

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, who says "Maybe I will get an electric car after all.")

AND IN CORK SPORTS

“Niall Cahalane was the only player sent off and I remember Dave Barry being struck from behind with the ball about 60 yards away."

WE SAW M.P.S. OPEN FOR PHISH

Route shut after major potato spillage

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SIX OF ONE

Moment Covid conscious pensioner mistakes slushy machine for HAND SANITISER

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DAD: 'IT'S JUST A RESTAURANT'

Florida fifth-grader asked to remove Hooters-themed mask

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The rapper was recently on set when someone handed him a semi-automatic weapon of some sort to use as a prop...

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE HOLIDAYS ARE AROUND THE CORNER

Vintage Miller Lite delivery truck with 6 pack-shaped fridge listed for sale

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA CRIME REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Florida Crime Report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SQUARE GROUPER, DUDE

Naples man finds 8 pounds of pot while fishing in Florida Keys

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHOA

Oregon woman holds suspected arsonist at gunpoint as wildfires rage

(Thanks to Ranald Adams, who says "Do not mess with them.")

This blog hopes you West Coasters are staying safe.

ANYBODY MISSING ANYTHING?

Man finds possible brain wrapped in foil on Lake Michigan beach

(Thanks to Geoff, who says we should send it to Washington.)

BUT NOT THE ONES YOU THINK

A Florida man walking his dog was attacked by an alligator. He used 2 fingers to escape

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

 
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