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September 12, 2020

JUST STOP

Brutal moment dad-to-be takes a direct hit in the crotch from a flare at a gender reveal party

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

The Health Benefits of Farting

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

WHY THE LONG FACE?

Horse kicks out window of Holdrege bar

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

WASN'T THIS AN EPISODE OF 'SILICON VALLEY?'

Facebook abandoned an experiment after two artificially intelligent programs appeared to be chatting to each other in a strange language only they understood.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

OBVIOUSLY SHE'S BEEN SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT

Experts at the St. Louis Zoo are trying to figure out how a 62-year-old ball python laid seven eggs despite not being near a male python for at least two decades.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Mad Hatter and Doug Shedd)

THIS JUST IN

FURIOUS Army top brass have removed a two-foot penis from the clock tower at Sandhurst.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Thirty bare-chested women locked themselves to the railings outside Britain’s Houses of Parliament on Thursday in an Extinction Rebellion protest to demand action against climate change.

(Thanks to pharmaross and John W., who says "I mean it’s getting hotter, so....")

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man jailed after crashing into police cars with 600 pounds of meth

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

MAYBE IT WAS LEG DAY

Escaped king cobra visits Netherlands gym

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

SUNSHINE STATE CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida man arrested for impersonating officer after trying to pull over real cop

(Thanks to Michael Parry, pharmaross and John Lobert)

NOW DEBUTING IN JAPAN...

...the theme park industry’s very first haunted toilet.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

GOLFER HITS BALL INTO OWN EYE

(Thanks to John Lobert)

DUDE

A curious mouse in Canada was caught chomping on cannabis leaves before being found passed out on its back

(Thanks to Rick Day and Iceman)

 
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