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September 02, 2020

ATTENTION FARMERS:

Don't combine drinking and harvesting.

(Get it? "Combine." Har!)

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

THINKING OF TRAVELING TO AUSTRALIA?

Think again.

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

IN HER DEFENSE, THE PLANE WAS NOT AIRBORNE AT THE TIME

Woman walks onto airplane wing after complaining she was too hot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AREN'T HIS 15 MINUTES OVER YET?

Joe Exotic launches ‘Tiger King’ undies with his face on crotch

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: MARONDERA

Cattle rustlers arrested for stealing police cow

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "You never steal police cows.") 

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

COVID-19 won’t stop the annual Running of the Balls

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HO HUM

David Blaine ‘Ascension’: How He Plans to Soar Miles Above Arizona Desert With Only Helium Balloons in YouTube Live Stunt

(Thanks to Mad Hatter)

The late, great Larry Walters was WAY ahead on this.

WE KNOW WHERE IT WAS HEADED

Downriver Dive Team pulls hearse out of Detroit River in Trenton; all baffled how it got there

(Thanks to Ralph)

SURE. ANY DAY NOW.

Mealworms show promise as sustainable food source, scientists say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Le Petomane, who says "It will be marketed under the trade name: 'Gaugh.'")

We're been seeing basically the same "We're gonna eat bugs!" story roughly every month for decades. But aside from scientists, nobody ever actually starts eating bugs.

NEEDLESS TO SAY IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Florida had a visitor.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

 
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