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August 29, 2020

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO THE CHICKEN

Man says he crashed his car into a KZN house because a chicken crossed the road

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

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Nothing like being the butt of your own joke.

The squirrels put the chicken up to it. Egged the chicken on, if you'll pardon the expression.

"Your honor, this happened in Waterloo. That's a tough place, look what happened to Napoleon. The chicken just had a brief stroke of luck but it ran into a KFC restaurant. Look at my car and have mercy, I promise to never go there again. Trust me."

Shoddy reporting. Did the chicken make it to the other side of the road?

So that's why.

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