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August 25, 2020

YOU FIRST

Please remain calm while the robot swabs your nose

(Thanks to Le Petomane and pharmaross)

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Let us not forget The Secretions and what a great '60's Mowtown band they were.

It's the same old tong, with a different meaning since you've been gone...

When I was a kid we sometimes teasingly said, "up your nose with a rubber hose."

How times have changed.

They clearly tested this on themselves, because only somebody with brain damage would actually try to market this.

This is not a company I'll be investing in.

What could possibly go wrong? We need Elon to deply these in outer space as deterent to those anal probing EBEs.

Wait'll you see what they have in mind for your annual colonoscopy.

Sequel to I Robot. Nose Robot.

It has potential for prostate exams too... but get the nose swab first.

Isaac Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics:

Do not swab, or through inaction, swab a human's nose.

Alien abductions will be unnecessary. We will be lining up for their robotic brain probes.

It is either a nose swab or a frontal lobotomy, if you move.

There was a song I heard some time ago that went something like this:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than have a frontal lobotomy
I might be drunk, but I'm not insane
just different ways to kill the pain."

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