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Please remain calm while the robot swabs your nose
(Thanks to Le Petomane and pharmaross)
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Let us not forget The Secretions and what a great '60's Mowtown band they were.
Posted by: man tom | August 25, 2020 at 12:18 PM
It's the same old tong, with a different meaning since you've been gone...
Posted by: pharmaross | August 25, 2020 at 12:29 PM
When I was a kid we sometimes teasingly said, "up your nose with a rubber hose."
How times have changed.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 25, 2020 at 12:46 PM
They clearly tested this on themselves, because only somebody with brain damage would actually try to market this.
This is not a company I'll be investing in.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 25, 2020 at 12:49 PM
What could possibly go wrong? We need Elon to deply these in outer space as deterent to those anal probing EBEs.
Posted by: cfjk | August 25, 2020 at 12:56 PM
Wait'll you see what they have in mind for your annual colonoscopy.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 25, 2020 at 12:58 PM
Sequel to I Robot. Nose Robot.
Posted by: Clankie | August 25, 2020 at 01:00 PM
It has potential for prostate exams too... but get the nose swab first.
Posted by: pharmaross | August 25, 2020 at 01:02 PM
Isaac Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics:
Do not swab, or through inaction, swab a human's nose.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | August 25, 2020 at 02:37 PM
Alien abductions will be unnecessary. We will be lining up for their robotic brain probes.
Posted by: Ralph | August 25, 2020 at 03:26 PM
It is either a nose swab or a frontal lobotomy, if you move.
Posted by: Qaz | August 25, 2020 at 04:38 PM
There was a song I heard some time ago that went something like this:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than have a frontal lobotomy
I might be drunk, but I'm not insane
just different ways to kill the pain."
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 25, 2020 at 06:08 PM