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August 31, 2020

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF -- AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT'S UNLIKELY, REMEMBER, THIS IS 2020 -- A POLAR BEAR ATTACKS YOU

Get naked

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Surely Get Naked is the NY Post's advice for everything.

NTTAWWT

They'll laugh themselves to death.

With my girth and pale skin, if I disrobe I might be mistaken for a polar bear. And if its mating season......

Polar bears are known to play with their food. Why encourage them?

So polar bears would love titty bars & strip poker?

The entire list of commands are:
Get naked
Sit down
Put your haed between your knees
Kiss your @$$ goodbye

"Naked and Afraid" could do a test.

https://youtu.be/OOgd9hitEAE

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