WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IF -- AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT'S UNLIKELY, REMEMBER, THIS IS 2020 -- A POLAR BEAR ATTACKS YOU
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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Surely Get Naked is the NY Post's advice for everything.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2020 at 10:28 AM
They'll laugh themselves to death.
Posted by: Clankie | August 31, 2020 at 10:28 AM
With my girth and pale skin, if I disrobe I might be mistaken for a polar bear. And if its mating season......
Posted by: LeDud | August 31, 2020 at 10:40 AM
Polar bears are known to play with their food. Why encourage them?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | August 31, 2020 at 11:01 AM
So polar bears would love titty bars & strip poker?
Posted by: cfjk | August 31, 2020 at 11:21 AM
The entire list of commands are:
Get naked
Sit down
Put your haed between your knees
Kiss your @$$ goodbye
Posted by: JG | August 31, 2020 at 11:22 AM
"Naked and Afraid" could do a test.
Posted by: OldPhil | August 31, 2020 at 12:09 PM
https://youtu.be/OOgd9hitEAE
Posted by: pharmaross | August 31, 2020 at 03:54 PM