WELL IN THAT CASE, SIR
Oklahoma man detained for hitting Taco Bell drive-thru naked, claims clothes were in washer
Pretty Damn Legal-Sounding Defense: “He reportedly said he didn't know it was illegal to drive naked.”
(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says “He'd better be careful with that hot sauce.”)
Things started going badly for the driver when the cops asked him to produce his drivers license.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 31, 2020 at 06:22 PM
A little hard on him.
Posted by: man tom | August 31, 2020 at 06:42 PM
I was expecting the "I'm participating in a polar bear attack drill" defense.
Posted by: cfjk | August 31, 2020 at 07:58 PM
We don't have that problem at our Taco Bell in Kalispell.
Nobody goes naked anywhere here in Flathead County during Mosquito season.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | August 31, 2020 at 08:00 PM
According to one estimable tome, “A towel ... is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.” While a trip to the local Taco Belch is quite a short hop as galactic travel goes, the advice on keeping a towel handy still applies. It can spare onlookers from sights they can never unsee and prevent mishaps with the diablo sauce.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | September 01, 2020 at 06:22 AM
He should have gone to Burger King.
They're usually a lot more understanding.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | September 01, 2020 at 09:14 AM
"NO shoes, NO shirt, NO clothes, NO SERVICE !"
Posted by: LeDud | September 01, 2020 at 09:27 AM
I was thinking of visiting Taco Bell tonight while my clothes were in the wash, but I guess I'm going to have to change my plans.
Posted by: Clankie | September 01, 2020 at 09:48 AM
Yossarian?
Posted by: Marc | September 01, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Been there,
Done that!
Posted by: snookems | September 01, 2020 at 02:20 PM