WELL IN THAT CASE, SIR

Oklahoma man detained for hitting Taco Bell drive-thru naked, claims clothes were in washer

Pretty Damn Legal-Sounding Defense: “He reportedly said he didn't know it was illegal to drive naked.”

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says “He'd better be careful with that hot sauce.”)

Comments

[Le Petomane]

Things started going badly for the driver when the cops asked him to produce his drivers license.

[man tom]

A little hard on him.

[cfjk]

I was expecting the "I'm participating in a polar bear attack drill" defense.

[Flathead County Frank]

We don't have that problem at our Taco Bell in Kalispell.
Nobody goes naked anywhere here in Flathead County during Mosquito season.

[Math-Yoda]

According to one estimable tome, “A towel ... is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.” While a trip to the local Taco Belch is quite a short hop as galactic travel goes, the advice on keeping a towel handy still applies. It can spare onlookers from sights they can never unsee and prevent mishaps with the diablo sauce.

[Lucky Jack]

He should have gone to Burger King.
They're usually a lot more understanding.

[LeDud]

"NO shoes, NO shirt, NO clothes, NO SERVICE !"

[Clankie]

I was thinking of visiting Taco Bell tonight while my clothes were in the wash, but I guess I'm going to have to change my plans.

[Marc]

Yossarian?

[snookems]

Been there,
Done that!