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August 30, 2020

'I'M THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO HAS RELEASED THEIR DENTAL RECORDS'

Vermin Supreme, the perennial presidential candidate who wears a boot on his head and promises every American a free pony, is mounting a write-in campaign for the U.S. Senate in Massachusetts.

(Thanks to Ralph)

You know where this blog stands.

DB and Vermin Supreme

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I saw them open for Tool.

The way things are going this year, he may finally have a chance.

The Roswell space aliens say Vermin Supreme has their full support and asks if he would like a Gort to help him do what is necessary to win.

At last! A sane and coherent political candidate!

Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Howard from Broward---Klaatu Barada Nikto are good words to remember, just take care to pronounce them clearly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvXtexdgAM

Has Dave finally revealed his running mate?

All your base are belong to us.

He finished 8th last time in the race for Governor of California, if I remember results that far back.

Does this mean Mr. Supreme is bi-coastal?
(NTTAWWT!)

Dave, just in case the U. S. presidency isn't challenging enough, we have a sudden vacancy in the prime ministership here in Japan.

What kine of pony ?

Let me correct, What kind of pony has he promised ?

I got a pony in the last round of government stimulus. Didn't you get yours ?

@LeDud - Actually, I thought you were making a clever pun with the word kine, which received such favorable mention the last time it was used around here. :)

5*Snork @Clankie!

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