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August 26, 2020

HEINOUS

Burglar steals nothing, leaves behind deer antlers at Timaru crime scene

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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The buck sto– you know what, never mind.

Everybody gets stuck in a rut, now and then.

"Bambi, you have been drinking again. We know that happened to your mother was traumatic, but she WAS in season and the hunter had a valid license. Now, do you remember where you shed your antlers this time?"

Burglary - noun entry into a building illegally with intent to commit a crime, especially theft.

Nothing was taken. Something was left. Why is this burglary, rather than breaking and entering and leaving?

Hanging's too good for him.

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