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If this reporter is auditioning to be the next writer of the Flathead Beacon police blotter, he's trying too hard. Next applicant!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 26, 2020 at 04:41 PM
Thank goodness for pharmaross or Dave wouldn't have hardly anything to post in the blog.
Posted by: Dis Content | August 26, 2020 at 05:03 PM
Imaging the in-depth report had the driver been checking his recent hemorrhoid removal surgery.
*Ass runs into top cop while checking his ass for stuck food particles in rear view mirror.
Posted by: man tom | August 26, 2020 at 05:17 PM
Agreed, wanderer. The stories in the Flathead Beacon pretty much write themselves.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 26, 2020 at 05:21 PM
Not really, Dave. He was also charged with Driving Without a License.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 26, 2020 at 06:13 PM
"It’s unclear whether the man has a lawyer on retainer."
So the lawyer has to wear a retainer for his teeth?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | August 26, 2020 at 07:33 PM
Brace yourselves - it's a slow news day.
Posted by: MOTW | August 26, 2020 at 07:37 PM
Finally, a story you can sink your teeth into.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | August 26, 2020 at 10:10 PM
The Tooth Fairy was wise not to dignify this story with a comment. The journalist needs to brush up his skills. It was hard to extract the truth from all the idioms. This was cert-ainly the crest of the wave of shoddy journalism, and will hereafter be known as the Colgate scandal. I trust no one was harmfully impacted by it. The journalist will begin his indentured servitude immediately.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | August 27, 2020 at 12:18 AM