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August 01, 2020


Pizza deliveryman gratifying himself in car not sure what law he broke

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says we might as well shred the Constitution.)


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An outtake from an actual pizza delivery commercial.

Pepperoni pies now come with free cheesey nuggets plus extra jizz?

"I don't remember this white sauce being on pizzas I had before."

Hey, if his girlfriend didn't mind (it was her car), who is some Out Of Town cop to object. It wasn't even her damn jurisdiction.

Hey, at least it didn't fall off, did it? When did Casa Kielbasa start delivering pizza?

Did not get 15% gratuity so he went for 100% gratification. Same thing.

This is why I've never ordered anything with "special sauce."

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