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Being paranoid is why I quit the stuff. And I am a pachyderm.
Posted by: vaporsmith | August 26, 2020 at 04:49 PM
I bet it'll reduce the stress of the zookeepers too.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 26, 2020 at 04:51 PM
Phone conversation from a neighborhood weed shop in Colorado:
"You say this is the Warsaw Zoo? And you want to order 100 BALES?"
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 26, 2020 at 05:24 PM
While humans can work out their tensions by squeezing ‘stress balls’, the elephants prefer to squeeze the attendants.
Posted by: JG | August 26, 2020 at 05:50 PM
I thought Dumbo could fly already.
Posted by: Clankie | August 26, 2020 at 06:00 PM
I can't believe they would subject those poor stressed elephants to marijuana without first using human trials.
I, for one, will subject myself to these experiments. I will require at least 100 pounds of test material and unlimited pizza deliveries.
Posted by: Tommy Chong | August 26, 2020 at 06:19 PM
Still the funniest video we've ever watched:
Carol Burnett & Tim Conway - The Elephant Sketch
Note: This is the complete 22 minute version. They did the show twice, live, once for each coast. When Carol knows what is about to happen next, the look on her face is priceless
NSFW: One bad word.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Packing His Trunk | August 26, 2020 at 09:56 PM
Thanks, PirateBoy, that was amusing!
Posted by: Mad Hatter | August 27, 2020 at 02:25 AM
I can just imagine the local Taco Bell trying to cope with a line of elephants at the drive through — with trunks sticking through the window wrapped around a terrified attendant.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | August 27, 2020 at 07:44 AM
I guess they know how to pach-y-derm.
Posted by: anthony stewart | August 27, 2020 at 08:52 AM
It's because the locals appropriate all the vodka intended for the elephants.
Posted by: cfjk | August 27, 2020 at 02:42 PM