BUT ALSO STICKIER
People who eat peanut butter for breakfast are better in bed, study claims
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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People who eat peanut butter for breakfast are better in bed, study claims
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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Crunchy!
Posted by: OldPhil | August 31, 2020 at 12:06 PM
According to this, I should fall in the high-earner category. So where's my money?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 31, 2020 at 12:07 PM
If you want to see something amusing, give your dog some peanut butter. They love it.
Posted by: Steverino | August 31, 2020 at 12:14 PM
I never cared for peanut butter until I found they make a whiskey out of it. Like they used to say about some cereal: "It's the breakfast of champions."
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 31, 2020 at 12:38 PM
If you want to be a better lover there are other places you can put your PB than on your toast (just ask the dog).
Posted by: cfjk | August 31, 2020 at 01:22 PM
Jelly works even better, especially the kind that comes from Kentucky...
Posted by: fractalist | August 31, 2020 at 01:31 PM
In this case, it is damn Skippy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2020 at 01:52 PM
Early riser, huh?
Posted by: Thy Name Be Mild Irritant Moose | August 31, 2020 at 02:22 PM
Add some chocolate and you might not even need the bed part.
Posted by: Rudolph | August 31, 2020 at 02:41 PM
https://youtu.be/4jBDnYE1WjI
Posted by: pharmaross | August 31, 2020 at 03:11 PM
I had a dog that had allergies. The only way he'd take a pill was when we coated it in peanut butter. But he'd just get worse and worse.
Then we found out he was alleric to peanut butter...
Problem solved
Posted by: JG | August 31, 2020 at 03:25 PM
https://www.straightdope.com/21341559/how-did-they-get-mr-ed-to-talk
Posted by: snookems | August 31, 2020 at 06:03 PM
Also, if you decide to have a romantic encounter on the roof, it keeps you from falling off...see...because you’ll stick..and...
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Posted by: Death Row Doc | September 01, 2020 at 04:58 PM