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August 31, 2020


People who eat peanut butter for breakfast are better in bed, study claims

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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According to this, I should fall in the high-earner category. So where's my money?

If you want to see something amusing, give your dog some peanut butter. They love it.

I never cared for peanut butter until I found they make a whiskey out of it. Like they used to say about some cereal: "It's the breakfast of champions."

If you want to be a better lover there are other places you can put your PB than on your toast (just ask the dog).

Jelly works even better, especially the kind that comes from Kentucky...

In this case, it is damn Skippy.

Early riser, huh?

Add some chocolate and you might not even need the bed part.


I had a dog that had allergies. The only way he'd take a pill was when we coated it in peanut butter. But he'd just get worse and worse.
Then we found out he was alleric to peanut butter...
Problem solved


Also, if you decide to have a romantic encounter on the roof, it keeps you from falling off...see...because you’ll stick..and...

Thank you! You’re a wonderful audience! I’ll be here all week! Be sure to tip your wait staff!

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