ATTENTION, SINGLES

Currently unemployed and not in a relationship...

Advisory: You will deeply regret clicking on the link.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Comments

[Le Petomane]

He's going to have a dickens of a tie wearing a mask.

[JG]

Single, is he?

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Currently unemployed and not in a relationship."

Shocker.

[Rudolph]

Probably smart to remove his ears, so he can't hear what people are saying about him.

[MO Mitch]

I saw Tattoo Skull open for the Small Faces. It was a heady show.

[cfjk]

Where's he gonna keep his pencil now?

[Alex]

"Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears!"

(a few seconds later...)

"That's disgusting!"

[Flathead County Frank]

He half-way imitated Vincent Van Gogh.

[sco77]

Van Gogh: I cut off my own ear!
Mr Skull Face: Challenge accepted.

[wanderer2575]

Just rolling over the linkee told me more than I needed to know.

[Rod Nunley]

Yeah, I bet his job opportunities really are limited, what with all the carnivals shut down for the pandemic.

[MOTW]

@wanderer - I agree
@Rudolph .. precisely

Wesley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

Wesley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

[Herkimer]

Memo to self: Start taking the blog's Advisories more seriously. As Huey Lewis taught us, "Sometimes bad is bad."

[fractalist]

Congratulations — I've just looked at three straight postings without clicking on a link...

Looks like somebody's invented a new kind of click-aversion therapy.

[coscolo]

Saw the headline elsewhere and refused to click on it, knew someone else would and blogsters would fill me in without needing more eye bleach.

[man tom]

I would feel better about him if He kept his testicles in a jar.

[snookems]

cfjk -
Old joke,
"How do you know you're having a bad day?
You have a tampon behind your ear and you can't find your pencil."

[klezmerphan]

@F.C. Frank - Methinks he doubled down on Vincent.