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July 31, 2020


Cow rescued from terrace of 6-floor building

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)


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This begs the question:"How now, brown cow?"

Happy to learn it didn't "flop" down, iykwim

Holy Cow!

Oh come on, they were just shooting a new Chick-Fil-A commercial.

Perhaps Elsie is looking at condos?

The kids of those Roswell space aliens are messing around with the transporter again.

Only In Shivajinagar.

Gary Larson publicity stunt?

"Lackadaisical Attitude." May I respectfully suggest this as Dave's campaign slogan?

And to go with it, I've composed this rousing campaign song. I spent all of five minutes on it, in keeping with the theme.

That is what we are
The word will get you far

The world in which we live
Is such a scary place
We would not be so foolish
As to look it in the face

So when the outlook’s dreary
And you don’t know what to do
Here’s comfort for the weary
And for the frightened, too

Just bury in the sand
Your head with all its woes
And watch your worries vanish
Like the sand between your toes

We don’t know what to do
And so we will do nothing
I’ve tried it, why don’t you?

It is well known to rural pranksters that cows will climb stairs with encouragement but refuse to descend. I heard this from my uncles, who were known for placing cows and other objects on the roof of their high school. The cow was east compared to disassembly and reassembing the principal's Model T also on the roof. Grandpa wished he could get that much work out of them on the farm.

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