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July 30, 2020

WELL IT'S ONLY $2,200

Designer purse roasted for resemblance to 'dog poop' waste bag

(Thanks to MOTW)

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Earrings shaped like dust pans would match the bag perfectly.

Very funny. I see women walking their dogs carrying this bag in front of the house every day. Har.

I was reading some Rita Rudner stuff this morning which could apply.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

I am sure it smells nice.

It's what inside that counts.
Or,
Form, Fit, Fashion.

You can get a really good deal on these in the pop-up knock-off shops in Manhattan right now.

An Iowa-native US Presidential candidate was happened upon by a TV crew while he was walking his dog.

He tried to hold a "used" NY Times plastic newspaper bag out of frame. Only partly successful.

Once it is roasted, is it edible?

Does it feature one of those little side pockets for carrying a pack of cigarettes and a lighter? If so, you can easily set the whole thing ablaze on someone’s doorstep once it’s full. It’ll take a whole lot of stomping to put that thing out!

The dog poop look may be avoided by selecting the 'zabaione' color option--an elegantly understated shade of 'baby poop yellow.'

I think I'll buy my wife the smaller, Sheltie size, purse when it comes out.

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