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July 02, 2020

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

'Hyper-aggressive' cannibal rats swim into homes up toilets to find food in lockdown

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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Finally!

A good reason to put the lid down!

Well, I guess that means we can all still look forward to zombie sewer rats? How small are we gonna have to make the holes in the toilet seats? Those vacuum operated space toilets are starting to sound like a much better idea.

Just keep a couple of Burmese pythons in your house and you'll be all set.

Once upon a midnight dreary
while I pondered the dullness of the morrow
came a tapping as someone gently rapping
from my bathroom open door
"tis just air in the pipes, only this and nothing more
when from the watery depths of my toilet
popped a foul cannibal sewer rat
Upon spying that dirty rat
I knew in my beating heart that
I would use that toilet nevermore

If they're cannibals, why do they need to go looking for food?

Well they may be hyper aggressive and cannibals but they look like they're two inches long.

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