WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE AUSTRALIAN CONSTITUTION
Emus banned from pub in outback Australia town
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Janice Gelb)
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Toast pinchers you say? I always thought the Aussies were pulling the "feathers" over our eyes with that so-called vegemite scam. ("Smells awful & leaves horrible stains", if that doesn't sound like vegemite, I don't know what does.)
Posted by: cfjk | July 28, 2020 at 10:46 AM
The emus had to leave, but the pink elephants could all stay.
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2020 at 10:50 AM
"Smelly and create giant stains"?
Couldn't that be said of your average Aussie male?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2020 at 10:59 AM
Has anyone told Doug ?
Posted by: LeDud | July 28, 2020 at 11:01 AM
The anti-emu discrimination continues despite the Australians losing a war to the Emus in 1932.
Posted by: Kazriko | July 28, 2020 at 11:06 AM
Queen Victoria actually started this when whe said "We are not Emus'd"
Posted by: JG | July 28, 2020 at 11:12 AM
Kevin and Carol were smart enough not to get run over like their siblings were, but they have not been house trained.
"Smelly and create giant stains" could, I daresay, apply to any number of scat.
Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Clearly unfair, given that the pubs other patrons do the same thing without being banned.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 28, 2020 at 01:03 PM
"We put the sign up, but we're not quite sure whether they're able to read or not," hotel co-owner Gerry Gimblett says in an interview with 10 News First Queensland. "So, we've had to put a bar across there, as well." https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiED9ji24OObU3gEvzSyadqtsqFggEKg4IACoGCAow9vBNMK3UCDCvpUk?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
Posted by: vee | July 28, 2020 at 06:19 PM