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July 30, 2020


Man fires gun in Miami hotel because people weren't social distancing, police say

(Thanks to Math-Yoda and pharmaross)


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"Excuse me, but could you call 911 for me? I just need to go over here and shoot at somebody. Thanks very much."

all the more reason to have Social-distancing drones equipped with one gigawatt lasers.

Four warning shots?

Obviously, that little bell at the registration desk wasn't functioning properly.

He'll be upset to find out how they social distance in jail.

"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

I've know some people whose body BO would keep people at a "socially acceptable distance," and they didn't need a gun to enforce it.

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