TOTALLY REASONABLE
Man fires gun in Miami hotel because people weren't social distancing, police say
(Thanks to Math-Yoda and pharmaross)
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July 30, 2020
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"Excuse me, but could you call 911 for me? I just need to go over here and shoot at somebody. Thanks very much."
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 30, 2020 at 12:24 PM
all the more reason to have Social-distancing drones equipped with one gigawatt lasers.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 30, 2020 at 12:38 PM
Four warning shots?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 30, 2020 at 12:46 PM
Obviously, that little bell at the registration desk wasn't functioning properly.
Posted by: cfjk | July 30, 2020 at 12:57 PM
He'll be upset to find out how they social distance in jail.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 30, 2020 at 01:05 PM
"'Scuse me while I whip this out."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2020 at 02:47 PM
I've know some people whose body BO would keep people at a "socially acceptable distance," and they didn't need a gun to enforce it.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | July 30, 2020 at 05:16 PM