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More proof that the Roswell space aliens are correct when they claim strange things happen when Uranus is involved.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 27, 2020 at 12:02 PM
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12342107
Posted by: pharmaross | July 27, 2020 at 12:14 PM
With a population of 1.4 billion...the odds are someone will accidentally sit on a Blue Talaipa and find it their rudder.
Posted by: man tom | July 27, 2020 at 12:50 PM
Thankfully, due to strict blog policy, no one will make fun of the name Guangdong Television.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 27, 2020 at 12:50 PM
The fish was had to find because it's always in the last place you want to look...
Posted by: JG | July 27, 2020 at 01:39 PM
I never saw a cucumber or fish stuck in somebody but I did see a lot of Mini Maglites. Most of them had to be surgically removed and yes, we did make fun of them.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2020 at 01:54 PM
Calling nursecindy! I don't even want to think about a blue (or any other color, for that matter) tilapia stuck there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2020 at 02:03 PM
Another reason I don't go anywhere near seafood unless it's square, breaded, and from a box.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 27, 2020 at 02:30 PM
Just a few points offered for discussion here: (1) Are blue tilapia a migratory species? (2) Doesn't light kill some venereal diseases, so were those maglite guys just self-medicating (and are we sure they were all minis)? (3) Are gerbils vegetarians and does that explain the cucumber thing (and are we sure it wasn't a pickle and the author was employing poetic license as it were, to the spelling of cucumber) as his just being considerate of other mammals?
Posted by: cfjk | July 27, 2020 at 02:39 PM
As far as those constipation issues go, sure there are over-the-counter meds, but dietary is reall the way to go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM
Posted by: cfjk | July 27, 2020 at 02:51 PM
Did they eat it after it was pulled from his ass? Wouldn't surprise me, par for the course on "delicacies."
Posted by: anthony stewart | July 27, 2020 at 05:50 PM
Maybe this guy was just trying to understand other languages, but he got the wrong end of the stick, so to speak, with his Babel fish.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | July 27, 2020 at 10:41 PM
Hey, Nursecindy— Did you ever ask those Maglite guys just what they were looking for up there in the dark?
Posted by: Math-Yoda | July 27, 2020 at 11:01 PM
I always knew Maglites had 1001 uses. Now they have1002.
Now I know why their gaskets were always coated in Vasoline....
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2020 at 01:31 AM
That's why you never buy a used maglite.
Posted by: cfjk | July 28, 2020 at 05:27 AM
What goes on between a person and their fish in the privacy of their dwelling is of no concern to me.
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 28, 2020 at 07:47 AM
About the Maglites: there's a blues that goes "The sun's gonna shine on my backdoor someday". Mind you, the name of the blues is appropriate: "Trouble in Mind".
Posted by: The Real Barry | July 28, 2020 at 12:36 PM