SEEMS REASONABLE
The Pentagon wants a new nuke because it might fire off the old ones by mistake
(Thanks to jensen in Oregon)
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July 30, 2020
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Yeah, if our missiles are going to have technical problems, we certainly want the to be destructive enough.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 30, 2020 at 12:17 PM
This is exactly the kind of thing you'd expect if they opened the brothels prematurely.
Posted by: cfjk | July 30, 2020 at 12:47 PM
(Pushes Big Red Button)
(Sound of rocket blasting off)
Did I do that?
Posted by: ImNotDave | July 30, 2020 at 12:48 PM
I feel the need .. the Need for Speed!
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2020 at 04:37 PM
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Is that right Mr. Language Person? It doesn't look right.
Posted by: Rudolph | July 30, 2020 at 05:07 PM
"I wonder what would happen if I push this big red button? It's been a long night smokin' weed here in this missile silo. Word is these things are old and might malfunction, let's find out."
The above excerpt was from a personal diary excavated by Andromeda archeologists in the year 2265. The alien's first comment after reading the diary was: "Well: that bomb might have been old, but we know it worked,"
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 30, 2020 at 06:01 PM