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July 31, 2020

SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM

A villager in Uttar Pradesh's Firozabad district ran screaming for help when he saw a five-foot-long crocodile cosily perched in the toilet of his house, officials said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Wow! That was like this far away from turning into a croc of schitt!

You call it a toilet crocodile, I call it a Brown Trout.

Who knew taht you can use that stuff for bait?

Cosily perched? Was it sipping a cup of tea while covered up with a crocheted afghan?

Those crotchety Afganis scare me too.

...should have said:"crotchety Afghans" as afghanis are their currency. I did not know that.

Imagine what the inside of that room would have looked like if he'd gotten the guy in a death roll while the guy was...in the act.

Good thing he saw it.

But really, that's why you ALWAYS keep the lid DOWN.

What a croc!

That’s a toilet? Looks like a hole in the floor.

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