FLORIDA WOMAN
...she's not like other women.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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If there are many Florida women like Amy The Python Catcher, I believe that any sane Florida Man would say, "Yes dear" or "yes Ma'am" a lot and never even think about messing one of them around.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 24, 2020 at 07:42 PM
To catch one you cannot move like one. Beware how they move when they are little, ie, they love big dirt
Posted by: Sometimes (not always) Absurd | July 24, 2020 at 07:51 PM
When I grow up.... I want to be like my loving Savior. Did I say loving? I know I said Savior.
Posted by: Sometimes (not always) Absurd | July 24, 2020 at 08:00 PM
She can catch my python.
Posted by: Steverino | July 24, 2020 at 08:07 PM
Rimshot and a 5* snork for Steverino!
Posted by: pharmaross | July 24, 2020 at 08:23 PM
Does anyone know if pythons are happy drunks or mean drunks & how many gallons of whiskey amounts to 110 pounds, and would it be enough whiskey to kill a 17foot- 3inch python?
Posted by: cfjk | July 24, 2020 at 08:40 PM
Nice boots!
Posted by: pogo | July 24, 2020 at 08:42 PM
What the heck do you do with a 110-lb snake once you’ve caught it? I’d imagine it’s idea of a light snack would be a whole sow.
All-in-all, I prefer Monty.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | July 24, 2020 at 09:20 PM
Math-Yoda -- Well, you start by naming it Eric, and then you go to the pet store and try to buy a snake license from a guy named Eric, who calls you a loony, which insult you firmly deny, and to prove it you show him your cat license with the word dog crossed out and the word cat written in crayon and....
Posted by: Mad Hatter | July 24, 2020 at 09:55 PM
Math-yoda
Boots, belt, lots of things can be made out of a 17 foot python.
Posted by: wiredog | July 25, 2020 at 07:15 AM
Damn Right!
Posted by: I'm Not Me | July 25, 2020 at 08:23 AM
It probably tastes like chicken.
Posted by: staticjoeage | July 25, 2020 at 09:42 AM
It probably thinks we taste like chicken.
Posted by: cfjk | July 25, 2020 at 10:27 AM
" Snakes... It had to be snakes "
Posted by: Clankie | July 25, 2020 at 10:34 AM
That’s what he said..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | July 25, 2020 at 11:05 AM