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July 29, 2020

DON’T LAUGH: IT COULD KILL A STUFFED PET

Police respond to report of 'apex predator' prowling around park, discover it’s stuffed toy panther

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

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The pose of that panther did not strike me as one attempting to jump over the park bench, IYKWIM(AITYD).

The Panther
By Ogden Nash

The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.

That's just Tigger looking for Pooh in the Hundred Acre Woods.

Or it's Hobbes trying to sneak up on Calvin.

@Ralph - nice one

They should make a movie about this. THE BLACK PANTHER. Nah...never sell....

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