ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT

...and we aint got no comments.

Comments

[cfjk]

Just enjoy it while it lasts.

[Steverino]

The heck with the watering. Check out the 11:23pm entry. Why was the sprinkler on at 11:23pm? Seems suspicious.

In any event, Kalispell, MT seems like a pretty dull place.

[Steverino]

You could always read the Flathead Beacon. I thought I was posting the above to that entry.

Seems like an exciting place. Never been there, but would love to go.

[Ralph]

Mr. Language person should know better: "ain't" needs an apostrophe.

[anthony stewart]

We ain't got no comments aroun' here
We ain't got no comments aroun' here
we just sittin' aroun' drinkin' beer

Comments sure aren't rhymin' much here
comments sure ain't rhymin' much here
we'd best start drinkin' better beer!

[staticjoeage]

I have a sous-vide precision cooker. I put a ribeye in at 120 degrees for a few hours. Now, I am about to grill the outsides to char it. Looking forward to having a perfectly-cooked rare steak, corn on the cob, and some homegrown green beans.

If this isn't great, then what is?

[Le Petomane]

My comment was over 7 feet. I'll try cutting it down to the recommended 6 feet and get back with y'all.

[I'm Not Me]

Isn't that an old Roger Miller song?

[Peter Metrinko]

Wife and the kids went out and saw the comment the other night. I was half asleep even though they said it wouldn't come for another 4,000 years.

[cfjk]

DAAYO! DAA-AA-AY-O, comment come an' me wan' go home, 6ft, 7ft, 8ft, lunch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4

[Flathead County Frank]

@Peter Metrinko-If that comment is over 6 feet, you had better warn it that it will be illegal here. Even if it's 4,000 years away, the way things are going it will arrive maybe next Tuesday. Being in lockdown causes time and distance shifts that Einstein never dreamed possible in his worst nightmares.

Professor Apoptosis told me this, so it has to be fact.

[Mad "King of the Jukebox" Hatter]

There ain't nobody here but us comments
Ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself, stop that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
We comments tryin' to sleep and you butt in
And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin

[Le Petomane]

I had a comment
It was a bird named Enza
I left the window open
And in flew Enza

[man tom]

I re-positioned this security camera today which has been running 24/7 for the past *FIFTEEN* years. I now have the side gate, front gate and badly burnt lawn in the front covered. I also have my letter on file with the the city acknowledging I am legally bound to show up in court should the city choose to prosecute anyone they arrest on my property. Also, this is important, I now have one more angle of the sidewalk in front in case any dead bodies are left there. A few years ago one was left across the street. A police officer, noticing all my cameras, was captured on my cameras knocking on my door wanting to ask if He could review my footage and possibly see who left the dead body over at Dairy Queen. I wasn't there. They got the guy who was responsible without my assistance.

So, I am having a blast this Saturday and will be back here tomorrow and plan to REALLY make things secure. I am bringing a chopstick and some bread twist ties and will make this place more secure than ever with them. Hopefully, there are no dead bodies before I get back with the chopstick and twist ties.

[wiredog]

Another Saturday night
And I ain't got no comments
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Oh, how I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way
Another fella told me
He had a sister who looked just fine
Instead of being my deliverance
She had a strange resemblance
To a cat named Frankenstein

[lil ole me]

I’m not posting any* comments tonight. I want to adhere by ... the jurisdiction.. huh?

[Bo Webb]

So is regular sick a thing again or is it all still coronavirus?

[Qaz]

Yes, we have no bananas.

[Mad "Bruuuuuuuuce!" Hatter]

Well, it's Saturday night
You're all dressed up in blue
I been reading your comments
Maybe you been reading mine, too

[rain rain]

Uuuuuuuuuuu ce, I wasn’t reaaaaaaly stalking you. It’s just that I went bananas once, over some guy that had a column. And I don’t take life lightly. I even once said the word Calvery bothered me, which is way not so! There’s just *got* to be a reason for EVERYTHING! Life is what it is, though. I was just being stupid, again!! Ok, thanks!

[Not allergic]

That’s not how Calvary is spelled, rain rain

[rainrain]

Not all men are musical I guess..

[Richard (yes, that one)]

This comment isn’t worth commenting on.

[Club Soda works]

Mystery Bananas,

Why is it any bunch of bananas will do wheN buying them; but when you bring them home: which one do I choose? ,, especially if there are others who are eventually going to eat them. But if you buy them for yourself it doesn’t matter, they are all* the same, I may eat them all,..eventually..

[Truly shipwrecked]

Do the Club Soda. (Dave’s moves in the recent authors’ video) gotta love them all, :))

[Crisscrossed]

Nothing says musical like laughter.

[Jenny]

Thank you, Mad Hatter! I love that song!