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July 31, 2020

FRIDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Our best hope, here in South Florida, is that the hurricane will blow the virus away.

THIS IS HELPFUL

In an experiment you should never, ever try at home, the experimenters at YouTube’s DemolitionRanch found that if you were strong enough to bend the barrel of a rifle back on itself (a clever maneuver Bugs Bunny often pulled on Elmer Fudd) the bullet would actually follow the curved path.

(Thanks to Geoff)

EASY ON THE DUMPLINGS, PEOPLE

The 63-year-old patient, known as Mr Wang, said he heard a bang coming from inside his body before realising something 'had exploded'.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SHOCKING

Parents with children forced to do school at home are drinking more

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

STIMULUS PACKAGE

The British government is investing £170,000 ($221,780) in a company that throws sex parties.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS PUT IT UP THERE

Cow rescued from terrace of 6-floor building

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THE PERILS OF ZOOM

‘Counselor, you have no pants on’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CELEBRATE ACCORDINGLY

Today is National Orgasm Day.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross)

SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM

A villager in Uttar Pradesh's Firozabad district ran screaming for help when he saw a five-foot-long crocodile cosily perched in the toilet of his house, officials said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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