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July 30, 2020

THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

You go on ahead.

TOTALLY REASONABLE

Man fires gun in Miami hotel because people weren't social distancing, police say

(Thanks to Math-Yoda and pharmaross)

'CLASSIC' IN THE SENSE OF 'VERY BLURRY'

Loch Ness Monster: Firefighter 'baffled' after recording 'classic' Nessie sighting

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Looks legit to me.")

WELL IT'S ONLY $2,200

Designer purse roasted for resemblance to 'dog poop' waste bag

(Thanks to MOTW)

SEEMS REASONABLE

The Pentagon wants a new nuke because it might fire off the old ones by mistake

(Thanks to jensen in Oregon)

IN THEIR DEFENSE, THE DOG WAS FULLY CLOTHED

Naked couple walking dog are arrested in Hopkinton

(Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Humanity likely faces rapid ‘catastrophic collapse,’ study warns

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

BUSINESS IS DOWN

Nevada brothels consider reopening plans

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "They must have very well endowed clientele in order to maintain 6-feet of social distancing.")

 
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