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July 28, 2020

IT’S TUESDAY NIGHT

But we don’t want any comments. NO COMMENTS. Don’t make us turn this blog around.

ALWAYS CARRY ONE

Woman used bra to try to restrain victim during thwarted burglary attempt

(Thanks to Allen at Division and John Lobert)

OBVIOUSLY IT WAS THE DOG

No One Is Owning Up to Releasing Cloud of Methane in Florida

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IN HIS DEFENSE, IT WAS A FRAGRANT CANDLE

Florida man driving with candle sets car on fire

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR CAVE

Naked man tells Charlotte County deputies he’s Batman

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE WILL NEED TO FILE LEGAL BRIEFS

A jobless 46-year-old man has complained to Bhopal police that a tailor stitched his underwear too short and he deserves justice.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE AUSTRALIAN CONSTITUTION

Emus banned from pub in outback Australia town

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Janice Gelb)

THE REST HE WASTED

A Florida man allegedly scammed nearly $4 million from the US government’s coronavirus relief loan program — and used some of the cash on a brand-new Lamborghini and other luxury items, authorities said Monday.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Asher Scheiner)

ON GRASSY KEY

Couple reports finding $814,000 in cocaine washing ashore

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHERE ORANGE COUNTY IS LOCATED

Car crashes all the way into bedroom of Orange County home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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