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July 27, 2020

MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

These comments aren't going to write themselves, people.

PAGING SCOTT ESTES

I was going through my mail backlog, which dates back to roughly the dawn of time, and I came across a photo from a person named Scott Estes. The photo is of him and me at a booksigning; he asked me to sign it and send it back in a postage-paid envelope. Problem is, the postage-paid envelope has no address on it, and the original envelope from him is long gone. So I don't know where to send this photo. So Scott, if you're out there, please email me your postal address or put it in the comments. Thanks.

Now I need to get started on my 1973 tax return.

Update: It turns out that Judi had Scott's address. So she will not be fired today.

YIKES

Seriously, yikes.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

IT'S AN EPIDEMIC

Doctors Remove A Blue Tilapia From a Chinese Man's Rectum After He 'Accidentally Sat On It'

Ambulance viewers stunned after man calls 999 to report ‘cucumber stuck up his bottom’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE AT A MOBILE HOME PARK IN FLORIDA

...the younger DiRienzo reportedly told police that she and her father “were involved in an argument...due to him sharing his medical marijuana with his friends but not her.” 

(Thanks to Andrew McIntyre)

SO *THAT'S* WHERE IT IS

Infamous Tiger King star Joe Exotic’s penis pump is to be among the odd items on display at a new museum linked to the hit Netflix docu-series.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "The Smithsonian missed out big time.")

 
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