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July 23, 2020

THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

You're on, commenters.

AS IS HER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Hungry Woman Fires Gun Inside McDonald’s Because Her Fries Were Cold

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

REMAINDER REMINDER:

Tomorrow at 9am eastern the Rock Bottom Remainders will release their new fundraiser music video to benefit independent bookstores. You can watch it on Facebook or YouTube. You can even listen to it, although we do not recommend this.

YOU CAN'T TRUST *ANYBODY*

A Michigan woman is behind bars after trying to hire an assassin from "rentahitman.com," which turned out to be a fake website.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

BOLO

Man Steals Massive Dildo From Sex Shop And He’s Still At Large

Another pun-filled version of this story here.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Bill Hudgins and B'game)

O CANADA!

“Use barriers, like walls (e.g. glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact,” the B.C. CDC states on its website.

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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