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July 02, 2020

THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD

Today we were listening to the Seventies station on our car radio, and we heard Mac Davis sing these lyrics:

Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child
And it's warm where you're touching me
But I can tell by your trembling smile
You're seein' way too much in me

We don't really have a point here, except to note that for a while there Mac Davis was VERY popular.

'IF YOU'RE WEARING A FACE MASK, ARE YOU REALLY NUDE?'

You Can Leave Your Mask On: Nudists Wear Just One Item in Covid Times

(Thanks to Steve K.)

IMAGINE WHAT IT POOPS

Fastest-growing black hole in the universe eats the equivalent of one sun per day

(Thanks to The Perts)

OUR HAT IS OFF TO THEM

Fish eggs can hatch after being eaten and pooped out by ducks

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

YOU KNOW WHO ORDERED THIS SWARM

A nuclear reactor along Lake Erie in Monroe County lost offsite power Wednesday night due to a swarming mayflies.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

BOLO

A 'monster' star 2 million times brighter than the sun disappears without a trace

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Runaway pigs wreak havoc on Interstate 95

(Thanks to Dave N)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

'Hyper-aggressive' cannibal rats swim into homes up toilets to find food in lockdown

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

AHOY, DUDES!

Navy to sailors: Please stop buying LSD online

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "Join the navy and see the world spinning 'round.")

'DOESN'T GET MUCH MORE CANADIAN THAN THIS'

A man wrestling a beaver in the middle of traffic with a hockey stick.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
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