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June 02, 2020

WE'RE NOT AFRAID; THEY HAVE THE WORST AIM IN THE UNIVERSE

Disney World enlists ‘Star Wars’ Stormtroopers to enforce social distancing

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Offenders will be taken to Judge Vader for sentencing.")

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Will they make their own PEW PEW sounds?

I wonder if they have to endure Darth's wife Ella.

(waves hand) "You don't need to see his face mask."

(waves hand) "These aren't the distances you're looking for."

(waves hand) "He can go about his business."

(waves hand) "Move along."

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
[Stormtrooper removes helmet, revealing that he's a mouse] "Aw, rats."

(Helmet-muffled *SNORK* at everyone)

" I find your lack of social distancing... disturbing. "

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