THESE KIDS TODAY
A Hillsborough woman is suing her neighbor for a goat paternity test
(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert and Doug Ogg)
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June 25, 2020
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"Kids" I get it. Heh.
Posted by: LeDud | June 25, 2020 at 11:44 AM
Without any pictures of the goat in fishnets, no mention of a blue dress, this'll be thrown out of court on the grounds that the Nigerian Princes have jurisdictional precedence, and therefore diplomatic immunuty.
Posted by: cfjk | June 25, 2020 at 11:50 AM
Who ya gonna call? Goatsbusters.
Posted by: Steverino | June 25, 2020 at 12:07 PM
Paging Jim Breuer
Posted by: man tom | June 25, 2020 at 12:12 PM
Better
Posted by: man tom | June 25, 2020 at 12:28 PM
Did the HOA approve the goats?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 25, 2020 at 12:43 PM
Those Dukes need to keep Uncle Jesse on a leash.
Posted by: Clankie | June 25, 2020 at 12:45 PM
She better be careful. That paternity test might reveal the father is human.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 25, 2020 at 01:02 PM
You have goat to be kidding me. That goat can't pay kid support. Beside, that goat is so lazy we call him Billy Idle.
Your demands for a paternity test just gets my goat,
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 25, 2020 at 01:23 PM
This would be the greatest episode of Judge Judy EVAH!
Posted by: JB | June 25, 2020 at 03:08 PM
Here I thought the report would be about a scruffy, unregistered billy goat of uncertain lineage jumping into the pasture with pedigreed nannies. It sure seems like scrub bulls are better fence jumpers than coddled, pedigreed ones and beat the fancy bulls to the receptive cows IYKWIM.
Posted by: coscolo | June 25, 2020 at 05:26 PM
The Kids are Alright.
Posted by: Who, PirateBoy? | June 26, 2020 at 12:40 AM