'THE MAN ASKED THE FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR HOW HE COULD FLY A PLANE'
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend
(Thanks to Andrew MacIntyre)
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Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend
(Thanks to Andrew MacIntyre)
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Good morning Dave.
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 28, 2020 at 07:07 AM
Just another story about a Florida entrpreneuer trying to make it big, who gets entangled, or in the words of Shakespeare: "hoist with his own petard". ..and ya, mornin' Big D!
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 07:34 AM
Obviously he could get it high enough...
Posted by: JG | June 28, 2020 at 08:17 AM
In addition to Harrison Ford, Al Quaeda announced Stienstra was being added to their No Fly Zone.
Posted by: man tom | June 28, 2020 at 08:53 AM
"Does anyone know how to fly this plane?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2020 at 09:11 AM
Is it morning yet? Which day of the week? Are we really in Kansas?
Posted by: Loco | June 28, 2020 at 10:01 AM
The answer to all those questions is either yes or no, so which do you prefer?
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 10:16 AM
Man, I just want to know where he scored that weed.
Posted by: Tommy Chong | June 28, 2020 at 10:26 AM
It's Florida, so beach-combing?
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 10:33 AM
There's probably a YouTube video he could use from his phone.
Oh, he left his phone behind in the stolen car.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 28, 2020 at 10:44 AM
"A glass pipe was also found and tested positive for methamphetamine"
Meth is a helluva drug.
Posted by: JB | June 28, 2020 at 10:46 AM
Don't mess with TX & do meth in FL?
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 10:57 AM
The way to fly a plane, when you don't have any formal instruction or pilot's license, is to do it very carefully.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 28, 2020 at 12:17 PM
Flying the plane is a concern, but I’d be more worried about how to stop flying it.
Posted by: Snowman | June 28, 2020 at 12:48 PM
...as in: "it wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop"?
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 01:23 PM
Exactly.
Posted by: Snowman | June 28, 2020 at 03:52 PM
When I was in Alaska, we were refueling the helicopter when two lady tourists walked over and started studying our BellJet. Our pilot asked them if they had any questions.
One lady asked, "Do aircraft like this crash very often?"
The pilot never hesitated. "No ma'am. They generally crash just once."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 28, 2020 at 05:43 PM