SOME OF OUR READERS WILL BE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED BY THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTOGRAPH

Topless hero Jessica saves family from drowning in Cornwall

(Thanks to Michael Moyer, James Flynn [“We love our first responders”] and Mike)

Comments

[Le Petomane]

Several guys who learned about this are attempting to learn when Jessica will be at the beach so they can stage their drowning and get rescued by her.

[JB]

"Jessica is a performer with Rogue Theatre when she isn't saving people while topless"

[cfjk]

It appears Jessica is quite well equipped for the activity having her own personal floatation devices. Is that the nude beach where they conduct the Cornwall cornhole marathon & tournament?

[staticjoeage]

"Norks"???

[Jeff Meyerson]

I know topless and that is not topless.

[Clankie]

Topless in England evidently means " not wearing a hat ".

[Rudolph]

You know some of us all too well.

[man tom]

My optical mouse was visually disappointed and shaken.

[PirateBoy the Victim]

Tina Turner sang We Don't Need Another Hero.

No, we need two of them.

[man tom]

Speaking of hero's, instead of taking down the confederate statue in Seattle, they just cut it’s head off and say it's a monument to Kurt Cobain.

[padraig]

I for one of the male persuasion was not at all disappointed by her picture. Maybe a little scared. Are they making a She-Hulk movie any time soon? Little green body paint, some SFX... OK, a LOT of green body paint...