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June 27, 2020

SOME OF OUR READERS WILL BE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED BY THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTOGRAPH

Topless hero Jessica saves family from drowning in Cornwall

(Thanks to Michael Moyer, James Flynn [“We love our first responders”] and Mike)

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Several guys who learned about this are attempting to learn when Jessica will be at the beach so they can stage their drowning and get rescued by her.

"Jessica is a performer with Rogue Theatre when she isn't saving people while topless"

It appears Jessica is quite well equipped for the activity having her own personal floatation devices. Is that the nude beach where they conduct the Cornwall cornhole marathon & tournament?

"Norks"???

I know topless and that is not topless.

Topless in England evidently means " not wearing a hat ".

You know some of us all too well.

My optical mouse was visually disappointed and shaken.

Tina Turner sang We Don't Need Another Hero.

No, we need two of them.

Speaking of hero's, instead of taking down the confederate statue in Seattle, they just cut it’s head off and say it's a monument to Kurt Cobain.

I for one of the male persuasion was not at all disappointed by her picture. Maybe a little scared. Are they making a She-Hulk movie any time soon? Little green body paint, some SFX... OK, a LOT of green body paint...

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