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June 10, 2020

SEND THIS MAN TO WASHINGTON

Taipei City councilor busts 53 chopsticks with buttocks after losing bet on Han recall

(Thanks to Bart King, author of Dad Jokes: That's How Eye Roll, available at bookstores everywhere)

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Alternative headline:

"Idiot politician busts his buttocks with 53 chopsticks."

The chopsticks are legit, but his buttocks are questionable.

Are... are the chopsticks horizontal?

Not the first self-important-pol we've seen with a stick up his ass, although, with that bundle of chopsticks, there's no denying he's a fascist.

Congratulations!
You’ve been given the high honor, that of being a judge, to watch some guy’s backside, breaking chopsticks. Watch out for flying splinters….

The risks of leading a splinter faction.

Not to be picky, but it was supposed to be 53.909.

Is the record 53 because the 54th got stuck somewhere?

I'm more disturbed by the Han recall.

The 54th got stuck in a crack.

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