ONLY ONE ANIMAL CAN COMPETE WITH SQUIRRELS FOR THE TITLE OF MOST DEPRAVED

Raccoons.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[Steverino]

Surprised the kittens didn't go after the paws.

[Steverino]

No. The most depraved animal is the chipmunk. The chipmunks work with the squirrels to steal food (cat, bird, doesn't matter).

[Rod Nunley]

Three weeks. Traps. Exterminators. An strobe light installed in the attic. And yet the damn raccoon STILL gets into the attic.

But I've found where he gets in. What I don't know is if I close it up, am I trapping him in my attic, where he'd likely go nuts and destroy everything. If the critter is that smart, why doesn't he know that all I'll do is if I catch him is just let him go? Many miles away.

[cfjk]

You think that's bad? The little masked bastards were drinking from my hummingbird feeders ubtil I repositioned them. Then I thought they were seeking retrobution by virtually destroying all my bird feeders, but as it turns out, I was falsely accusing them for I discovered the really maliscious damage was being perpetrated by a black bear & her three cubs, so it could be worse.

[Ralph]

Do NOT let cats feed with raccoons. Raccoons carry a disease that can kill them.

And Raccoon Roundworm can also cause severe illness in humans.

There is no cure, and no vaccine.

[Snowman]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Beavers cause far more trouble than squirrels, or raccoons.

[cfjk]

Agreed! (But don't ignore the camel toe!)