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June 25, 2020

MEN: IF YOU NEVER LISTENED TO US BEFORE WHEN WE TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK ON A LINK...

...listen to us now.

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Bill Hudgins)

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"The Interloping Leech" would be a great name for a pub.

The pints would be of beer, though.

Yikes! That was incredibly disgusting.

Would have been a lot worse if it was a salmon.

In 30 minutes a single hirudo leech can ingest up to 10 times its body weight or 5 to 15 cc of blood.

1 pint = 473.176 cc.

That was one hell of a leach to *drink* a pint of blood.

So, if you do the math...OOOOOOOOOOUUCHHHHH! x 10,000,0000 plus 7.

        I didn't listen.  I clicked on the link.

I think Dave knows most of us will click anyway, and just pray that it isn't a Manilow pic. This was about as bad.

I'm a idiot...you warned me.

I'm a idiot...you warned me.

Leeches have TEETH?

Upstream *SNORK* @ cfjk.

Somehow, I suspect he was doing more than "swimming".

Hopefully NurseCindy will soon arrive with the conclusive diagnosis.

Doesn't this sound like maybe another "one chance in a million" story ?

The search for a cheap, all-natural vasectomy just took a turn for the worse...

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