MEN: IF YOU NEVER LISTENED TO US BEFORE WHEN WE TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK ON A LINK...
(Thanks to DaninDallas and Bill Hudgins)
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June 25, 2020
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"The Interloping Leech" would be a great name for a pub.
The pints would be of beer, though.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 25, 2020 at 11:27 AM
Yikes! That was incredibly disgusting.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2020 at 11:36 AM
Would have been a lot worse if it was a salmon.
Posted by: cfjk | June 25, 2020 at 11:37 AM
In 30 minutes a single hirudo leech can ingest up to 10 times its body weight or 5 to 15 cc of blood.
1 pint = 473.176 cc.
That was one hell of a leach to *drink* a pint of blood.
So, if you do the math...OOOOOOOOOOUUCHHHHH! x 10,000,0000 plus 7.
Posted by: man tom | June 25, 2020 at 11:53 AM
I didn't listen. I clicked on the link.
Posted by: Saintonge235 | June 25, 2020 at 01:02 PM
I think Dave knows most of us will click anyway, and just pray that it isn't a Manilow pic. This was about as bad.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2020 at 01:54 PM
I'm a idiot...you warned me.
Posted by: JB | June 25, 2020 at 03:22 PM
I'm a idiot...you warned me.
Posted by: JB | June 25, 2020 at 03:24 PM
Leeches have TEETH?
Posted by: Judy | June 25, 2020 at 09:46 PM
Upstream *SNORK* @ cfjk.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 25, 2020 at 11:55 PM
Somehow, I suspect he was doing more than "swimming".
Hopefully NurseCindy will soon arrive with the conclusive diagnosis.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 26, 2020 at 12:43 AM
Doesn't this sound like maybe another "one chance in a million" story ?
Posted by: John | June 26, 2020 at 10:05 AM
The search for a cheap, all-natural vasectomy just took a turn for the worse...
Posted by: fractalist | June 26, 2020 at 01:35 PM