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Well, it looks like Judy has almost hit rock-bottom, but turning her into a Packers fan? I'm sorry, Dave, but some indiscretions cannot be forgiven.
Posted by: cfjk | June 26, 2020 at 11:07 AM
the woman got out of her vehicle, opened the passenger door and threw goldfish and windshield wiper fluid on the possum
Always keep a supply in your vehicle.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 26, 2020 at 11:12 AM
Throwing goldfish and windshield washing fluid on a road opossum to see if it's really dead or simply playing opossum is understandable. Pulling out a lawn chair and preaching to it when you know it's actually dead is just going to attract attention from some nice people in uniforms who will believe the cheese has slid off your cracker.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2020 at 11:23 AM
That was *NOT* an official Packers lawn chair, and it wasn't even the right shade for Packers green. Fake news!
Go Pack Go, and for fans of The Manitowoc Minute, F.D.B.
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 26, 2020 at 12:19 PM
I agree with Allen. Go away, Pack
Posted by: JG | June 26, 2020 at 12:37 PM
Carolina Panthers fans did this kind of stuff until Cam Newton assisted them one night and ended up getting hurt.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2020 at 01:03 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the 'possum that it could be done.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | June 26, 2020 at 01:59 PM
I have a good friend in Waukesha. I don't suppose that she... naaah.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2020 at 02:06 PM
It must take her quite awhile to go places. I suspect there are a lot of dead mammals on the highways of WS.
Posted by: LeDud | June 26, 2020 at 03:31 PM
What should Lions fans do?
Posted by: John | June 26, 2020 at 04:15 PM
Maybe Lions fans should try to cross the road?
Posted by: cfjk | June 26, 2020 at 04:51 PM
To be fair, dead possums are an unusually large demographic group among Vikings fans.
Posted by: padraig | June 27, 2020 at 09:56 AM
Despite countless attempts I have never been able to convince a possum to repent.
Only occasionally do they even demonstrate guilty feelings.
Posted by: John | June 27, 2020 at 01:29 PM