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June 29, 2020

HE TOTALLY HAS OUR VOTE

Tokyo gubernatorial candidate strips naked in televised campaign speech

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Asher Scheiner)

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Not the "clean slate" the voters had in mind.

...and transparency takes an ugly turn

And to think he almost became Florida's Governor.

Send this genius to Washington.

So the voters can give his qualifications a frank appraisal.

..too samll for a frank, more like cocktail wiener, I'd guess.

He also plays first butt trumpet for the band "Stinkers" on weekends.

...must be how he failed his audition for RBR

As Barney Fife said about Ernest T. Bass:

“He’s a NUT!”

If he loses, he plans to run for mayor of Toronto.

Isn't "Toronto" the common name for Chopin's Etude no. 13, written exclusively to be performed by a butt-tuba chorale?

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