GET THEM OUT OF CIVILIAN HANDS
Man charged after throwing doughnuts at officer
(Thanks to Ralph)
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June 28, 2020
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So many jokes here, I'll defer to the group.
Almost forgot:
"According to the probable cause statement, Hamre was intoxicated on some kind of drug."
Meth is a helluva drug.
Posted by: JB | June 28, 2020 at 11:59 AM
One can only assume he's determined that feeding the squirrels has just become too dangerous?
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 12:04 PM
..or he was trying to throw his pursuers off the scent-trail?
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 12:07 PM
If there's a next time, try tacos.
Posted by: Clankie | June 28, 2020 at 12:27 PM
"Ossifer, you're arrestin' the wrong man. The guy who sold me those doughnuts said they were 'specially treated to repel cops. He's the bad dude here, not me."
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 28, 2020 at 12:53 PM
..and as the squirrels win again, the pizza rats are chuckling all the way back to the subway.
Posted by: cfjk | June 28, 2020 at 01:36 PM
Officer: “I notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
Driver: “I noticed your eyes are glazed over. Have you been eating donuts?”
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 29, 2020 at 01:02 AM
Officer: “I notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
Driver: “I noticed your eyes are glazed over. Have you been eating donuts?”
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 29, 2020 at 01:02 AM
The only time they should be in civilian hands is when moving them from the bag into the civilian mouth. All other uses constitute doughnut abuse and are subject to civil penalties. Or should be.
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | June 29, 2020 at 06:53 AM