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June 26, 2020

APPARENTLY IT'S WORKING

Women On Instagram Have Started Sticking Glitter Into Their Armpit Hair For Attention

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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"You'll wonder where the glitter went, when you brush your pits with pepsodent!"

Didn't GAH (Glittering Armpit Hair) open for the B-52s ?

Good for them! Afterall glitter is nothing more than tiny shards of glass so what could possibly go wrong?

Well, there won't be any Fourth of July fireworks shows, so at least we'll have this to look forward to, of course, they may be proof-reading women, in which case we might anticipate a foreward and a front cover?

Here in Roswell, New Mexico, we just call that glittery stuff alien dandruff.

"You'll wonder where pitazzled was, when vajazzled set the precedent!"

But Dave, you are giving them the attention they crave!

I wonder if they know it won't work as a deodorant. Then again, they look like the type who wouldn't be interested in deodorant anyway.

Is she one of the glitteratti?

nursecindy, my thoughts exactly. Which do you think would wind up with glass cuts or embedded tiny glass shards first, pits or fingertips?


Flowers in her hair
including glitter in her armpit hair
I love the flower girl
Oh, I don't know just why, her sparkly pits just my eye
I love the flower girl

I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew.

Just keep them away from my Tesla Coil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_coil

It must be working. We haven't heard anything more from Anthony Weiner.

I remember back when they only put it on their boobs.

Glittering armpits?
Nose hair extensions?
Lip piercings?
3 great ways to ensure monogamy.

Monogamy is my favorite furniture stain.

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