APPARENTLY IT'S WORKING
Women On Instagram Have Started Sticking Glitter Into Their Armpit Hair For Attention
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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"You'll wonder where the glitter went, when you brush your pits with pepsodent!"
Posted by: cfjk | June 26, 2020 at 10:51 AM
Didn't GAH (Glittering Armpit Hair) open for the B-52s ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 26, 2020 at 11:06 AM
Good for them! Afterall glitter is nothing more than tiny shards of glass so what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 26, 2020 at 11:17 AM
Well, there won't be any Fourth of July fireworks shows, so at least we'll have this to look forward to, of course, they may be proof-reading women, in which case we might anticipate a foreward and a front cover?
Posted by: cfjk | June 26, 2020 at 11:28 AM
Here in Roswell, New Mexico, we just call that glittery stuff alien dandruff.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 26, 2020 at 11:47 AM
"You'll wonder where pitazzled was, when vajazzled set the precedent!"
Posted by: cfjk | June 26, 2020 at 12:05 PM
But Dave, you are giving them the attention they crave!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2020 at 12:07 PM
I wonder if they know it won't work as a deodorant. Then again, they look like the type who wouldn't be interested in deodorant anyway.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 26, 2020 at 12:07 PM
Is she one of the glitteratti?
Posted by: JG | June 26, 2020 at 12:42 PM
nursecindy, my thoughts exactly. Which do you think would wind up with glass cuts or embedded tiny glass shards first, pits or fingertips?
Posted by: coscolo | June 26, 2020 at 01:37 PM
Flowers in her hair
including glitter in her armpit hair
I love the flower girl
Oh, I don't know just why, her sparkly pits just my eye
I love the flower girl
I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew.
Posted by: man tom | June 26, 2020 at 01:37 PM
Just keep them away from my Tesla Coil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_coil
Posted by: ImNotDave | June 26, 2020 at 01:43 PM
It must be working. We haven't heard anything more from Anthony Weiner.
Posted by: Clankie | June 26, 2020 at 02:06 PM
I remember back when they only put it on their boobs.
Posted by: Rudolph | June 26, 2020 at 03:56 PM
Glittering armpits?
Nose hair extensions?
Lip piercings?
3 great ways to ensure monogamy.
Posted by: John | June 27, 2020 at 01:37 PM
Monogamy is my favorite furniture stain.
Posted by: cfjk | June 27, 2020 at 03:04 PM